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How to make an Ogre miserable

Lack of food in house: checkLack of money to buy food: check240mb of internet connection to last till new year: checkWorst suspicions confirmed about someone's actions over the past 6 months, including...

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 I have survived 2014!I deserve a fucking medal! comments

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Disappointment in Victory

I am quite well aware that this makes me sound like a "Traitor to the Cause". I don't care. The rush of Day One Adopters when any jurisdiction declares that 'mos can get married legally is depressing....

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Article 7

Dear customer, I am not allowed to agree with you on a recorded call about renaming the array that you currently cannot mount to the name of your former significant other would be funny. I will tell...

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Oh look, a post! With actual content, even!

So, for those of you who have not gotten the memo and probably should have, an ogre is now employed. Good news: it is a geek job that at least intermittently stimulates my brain with interesting...

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I DID'T DO IT

 Dear Mysterious Corporate Overlord,While I understand that parter-level accounts are supposed to have special processing, saying "Partners cannot be missed" is both factually inaccurate, and not...

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The happenings, they exist

So, yesterday was fun.Dear Theoretical VOIP Hardware Provider;You may know networks. You may even be the archetypal networking company. You may even produce acceptable, if not stellar, VOIP phone...

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My friend Dana had a baby boy early this morning. She named him John Daniel. I can hear Cammie cackling from here. comments

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Dear Universe, -more- SOME lube please...

I should have known this was going to happen. I finally get something in the realm of good to happen (getting apartment), and the universe decides to kick me.For reasons I am not going to go into in...

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Drew is screwed, and needs help

So, the story, because if I'm begging, you should know the why.( How I got here, the backstory )The problem is that to get all of it taken care of will take, because they like to rackup the fees,...

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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

So, almost 3 YEARS after I submitted the dammed pull request to fix something...code that I wroteto fix a bugthat broke handling of a specificationis FINALLYmergedand HOSTED ON CPAN!!!!!!FUCK YEAH!And...

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You'd think they'd know how to research...

So, I'm annoyed. An "independent security consulting firm" (referred to as "the Firm" from here on) recently published a report detailing security vulnerabilities in some "IoT" devices. (IoT devices is...

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